Funny things the kids say

Will
We were having Will draw at church the other day to occupy him. It wasn't working very well because he kept saying he was done coloring, so Shawn would ask him to draw something else. Shawn would ask him to draw a house and Will would say "I can't" Then Shawn would ask hime to draw a picture of Vivi and Will said "I can't" This went on and on until Shawn asked why he couldn't draw any of these things and Will looked at Shawn like he was crazy and said "Dad I only draw spiders and robots"! So we had him draw a whole bunch of these until Shawn asked if he could draw sausage? You have to understand that Will is the hugest carnivore I've ever seen, and sausage is his favorite meat. He LOVES to have sausage for breakfast. So he looks at us with amazment like why didn't I think of that and loudly and excitedly says "Yes, I can draw sausage!!!". So now he can draw spiders, robots and sausage- but nothing else :)

Claire
Shawn thought it would be a good idea to teach Claire one of the arts of protecting herself against mean boys (a good kick in between the legs) He said she could only use this move if a boy was ever mean to her and no one else was around to help her. Anyway, he tells her what to do and she looks at him with fear and says "I can't kick someone there Dad I'll go to prison" I don't know where she got that idea, but it made us laugh when we were alone. She now know's it's ok only for self defense.